
So I've got this crazy urge to enter the American Airlines Road Warrior Search. As most of you know (and if you haven't gotten the message through these blog postings, we need to check your IQ), I travel quite a bit, a lot of it for work. Because I go to the Dallas area a lot, I fly American Airlines.
Being a magazine person to begin with, I always read their in-flight magazine. Compared with any other airline's magazine, American Way kicks butt. It's published twice a month, and is published by airline employees, not a turn-key publishing house. It's full of humor and writers that don't take themselves too seriously.
Each year, I (geekily) look forward to their Road Warrior issue. The magazine runs a contest and selects their top five "road warriors" from all the people who have followed their wacky submission requirements. In the past this has included writing haiku's, answering questions similar to those you get in e-mail forwards (aisle or window? upgrade or earlier flight?), and essays where humor counts more than anything.
So this year, I'm going to throw my hat in. Complete long shot here - they get hundreds (probably thousands) of entries.
Two of the submission requirements I have down cold: the first is to follow a series of clues and take pictures of items in the airport. With some help (do YOU know what 4*4+5 [to the 2nd power] -12 is off the top of YOUR head?), I should have those photos next week.
The second is to impress the judges with one month's travel itinerary. How's this:
(home) Washington, DC: March 9
Atlanta, Ga.: March 10
Dallas, Tx: March 11
Phoenix, Ariz: March 12
Los Angeles, Calif: March 13
(home) Washington, DC: March 15 – 23
Boston, Mass.: March 24
Portland, Maine: March 25
Philadelphia, Penn.: March 27
(home) Washington, DC: March 28 – 29
Chicago, Ill.: March 30
Portland, Ore.: March 31
There are only two people reading this blog that can match that, and one's because he had the exact same itinerary with me, and the other's in such an exotic foreign country that if she DIDN'T travel that much, something would be wrong with her!
Now for the harder one, and the one that I need your help with.
I've got to write about the best and worst experiences I've had while traveling on business. I know I've shared these stories with you - which were your favorite? Could a worst be when I was still green in my career and a colleague dragged me into a Coyote Ugly bar, then got up on the bar and started dancing? Could my best be watching the sun come up while jogging near the Teton mountain range in brisk 48 degree weather while in Wyoming? Or is that just the best because it was the most recent?
And by best and worst experiences, I think I have to drop out the travel/ flight nightmares. Something tells me that they aren't going to publish the story about how, after delaying my flight to Chicago for 5 hours, American finally canceled it for the night, only to have us show back up at the airport at 6 a.m. the next day, and not have the flight scheduled for departure or landing, which meant sitting on the runway for another 2 hours, only to then finally arrive in Chicago 15 minutes before the conclusion of the seminar I was supposed to be running. I don't think that'll get me any points in the contest.
Here's taking a gamble that you all ARE actually paying attention. What has been your favorite travel story of mine? Getting assigned planting work on a farm when I was in $175 designer jeans? Getting the "honor" of high-fiving the Maverick players before a game, when all I wanted was to be up in the sky box with everyone else having a glass of wine? (and finally arriving in the sky box at half-time to find all the wine drunk and food eaten?) The mortification of walking down Bourbon Street with my 63 year old boss and having beads thrown at me?
Those, by the way, would fall under the "worst" category. (Hey, when you take out the flight delays, there aren't many bad things that happen to me on travel!)
Any of your suggestions would be greatly appreciated!